Move Over Santa, Ruby's Doin' Christmas

She's jollier than Santa and a whole lot warmer than Jack Frost (or Jack Daniels for that matter), and she's ready to shimmy down the chimney plenty of Christmas cheer, home baked desserts, and entertainin' advice to help everyone celebrate the most wonderful time of the year. After countless national media appearances, Ruby Ann Boxcar has proven she's one of the brightest entertainin' stars in the galaxy. Now, the domestic goddess of the doublewide is back and better than ever with her most festive, outrageous, and downright down home guide--Move Over Santa, Ruby's Doin' Christmas. Now, everyone can have themselves a happy little trailer park Christmas with the lovely and loveable lifestyle doyenne who has taught thousands of fans across the country just how to live, love, and make merry like true citizens of the trailer park. Forget chestnuts roasting, folks dressed up like eskimos, or carolers carolin'--there is only one way to celebrate the season--with plenty of tinsel, neon lights, and Chess pies. There's nothing like Christmastime in the High Chaparral Trailer Park, and Ruby Ann knows just how to do it up right. Now, everyone can rediscover the excitement they used to feel as kids, countin' down the days till Santa would arrive. For a holiday season that's more fun and excitin' than one of Target commercials, share the joy that can only be found in a doublewide--the place where the outside lights stay up all year round, the trees stay burnin' up until Good Friday, and Christmas starts the day after Thanksgiving. Divided into twelve chapters, one for each day of Christmas, Move Over Santa, Ruby's Doin' Christmas serves up plenty of ideas for crafts, decoratin', recipes, hostess tips, dinner menis, and just about anything else y'all might need ot make each of the days special. With gossip that's juicier than a Maple Ham and more loaded than Donna Sue's Rum Balls and with Ruby Ann's own personal trailer park Christmas memories, too (Ruby Ann gets her first Mr. Potato Head)--Move Over Santa, Ruby's Doin' Christmas is the most G-rated fun readers can have under the mistletoe. Share Ruby Ann's recipe for Christmas cheer and discover: Favorite Christmas stories told in imitable Ruby Ann style. Fond remembrances of Christmas past from everyone in the High Chaparral Park. Festive party treats and how to be the perfect hostess. Fun trailer park games like Blow it Out for Santa and What's in My Sock/ Family perfect crafts and gifts.